Quite certain it wouldn't have seen the day out, less so a trans-continental voyage!

I did literally come here just to tell y'all that.

Just found some Orkney Cheddar. In your face everyone else.


Famous last words of many a webmaster*.

*Yeah, it's 1997 here.

I took a month off news sites recently, and I genuinely felt happier. Woefully under-informed at "the water cooler" though.

Don't make me start sharing photos of my discarded half-written envelope collection…

Fair point. Though I am enjoying being an occasional passive consumer at present - no pressures to be interesting or amusing.

I certainly hope not! (I don;t think anyone would choose to venture there…)

is boring old man now

Hi. I still pop in and read some posts, but usually someone's already said what I was going to say so I quietly leave.